Here's the monster, complete with choco-topping (ganache). Fatness, do you need it? Good news! YOU CAN HAS!
Even though I've been called insane, I'm sticking to my opinion that the choco-topping was too thick. My family will likely disown me when they read this post. The Andersons take chocolate very, very seriously. What can I say? I've always had a fondness for other sweets besides the chocolate. They're lucky there's any chocolate in this cheesecake at all!
Guppy Cooking Tip #22: Sometimes is does matter what pan you use. A wise person checks into these things - or has co-workers versed in such things and have spring form pans at the ready.